March 2012
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February 2012
237 posts
everyone is gay: "During sexytimes, my girlfriend... →
everyoneisgay:
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
I would like to give you a list of things that you can break out in order to make her equally as uncomfortable:
1. Lindsey Lohan Quotes 2. A Hip Hop Dance Routine 3. A Yo Yo (may include yo yo tricks) 4. Ice Skates 5. When she finishes her…
Watch20-twentysurgery:
theimmortalcardinal:
zikrayat:
cas-sexual:
supergayturall:
wussupwussup:
desperat3:
fighterss:
supdevan:
1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
she is actually so dumb i’m depressed for our future
bthgrfdcsx i cant even xDD
‘this is what society has come to’ omfg looool she’s actually pretty dumb
Is this girl serious?
...
Lauren: I almost died choking on an orange today
Cassie: What the fuck how
Lauren: Dude it got caught in my throat, I legit almost died my brother had to help me
Cassie: Well you're alive thank god
Lauren: And when he left I just cut the orange up into smaller pieces and kept eating it
Cassie: Only you
Lauren: Faced with death, resume eating- no fucks given
Ellen Degeneres for President.
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Big Decision
So…I kind of made a big life decision this weekend. In about 6 months or so, I am going to be moving cross country. (From PA to AZ) I am hoping I have made the right choice to switch schools. I need some adventure along with a better education. Here goes nothing…? (I guess it is a lot of something though.)
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lovecrusader:
omg
I just died laughing ..
Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro' →
10knotes:
Fascinating discourse, chum
Riveting fable, comrade
Intriguing anecdote, brethren
Perpetuating argument, colleague
Sweet saga, yo
Waste of time, jerk
Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy
Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
Interesting intellect, imbecile
Trepidating bore, fetus
Ballin’ gossip, dawg
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Studying for german test:
One minute I’m like: Ja! Prima!! Ich verstanden!!
The next minute: ….IS THIS EVEN A LANGUAGE?!